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For your Halloween present, I present to you the dancing pumpkin viral video
This holds a special place in my heart because I helped film it three years ago for the now-defunct KXVO 10 o'clock "News" (in quotes because it wasn't so much news as it was a dodgeball cannon humorous variety show. While I didn't film the dancing segment, I was running the studio cameras for the live bits of the broadcast (ie the weather guy meets torsoless anchor part at the end).
So yeah, I'm randomly a part of a viral video. Yay me.
Also, Borderlands is fucking amazing. I have a shotgun that shoots rockets. A SHOTGUN. THAT SHOOTS ROCKETS. Last time I had one of those was when I dicked around in Marathon Infinity and tried to make guns that would crash my computer.
Current Mood:  IT SHOOTS ROCKETS Current Music: 'Ain't No Rest For The Wicked' - Cage The Elephant |
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"DECAPITAYSHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!"
Shorter game than I had hoped, ended too quickly, but awesome throughout.
Current Mood: \m/ \m/ Current Music: 'Progenies of the Apocalypse' - Dimmu Borgir |
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Batman knows that the only REAL way to successfully treat insanity is through the constant and careful application of HORRIFIC CONCUSSIONS. Jesus Christ, dude's got a giant plate filled with asses and he's just ready and rarin' to hand them to their previous owners. Usually I have to re-read Seanbaby's '10 MMA Ragdoll Moments' to see fist-based destruction THIS horrific.Current Mood: I'm Batman! |
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... you should just watch this instead. It's much better.
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| » Hey Zombieland! Sell me on your movie! (NSFW Redband trailer) |
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Sold.
Also: RIP John Hughes. I'm going to go watch Planes, Trains and Automobiles again now...
Aug. 6th, 2009 @ 05:06 pm
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| » Spreading the GOOD WORD |
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And that word is 'Spaced'. And there's another GOOD WORD, and that word is 'Hulu'.
Yes, 'Spaced' is now on Hulu. It is now free to watch for all Americans, of which far too many have NOT seen it. Rectify that error, man!
Jul. 26th, 2009 @ 01:03 pm
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I'd say yes. A thousand times yes.
Jul. 21st, 2009 @ 10:36 pm
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| » Amen hallelujah peanut butter |
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NEW BLACK LAGOON FUCK YEAH
Oh wait, what's this in the article?
"Update 2: The first two anime series will be re-issued on Blu-ray Disc in full high-definition. The Blu-ray Discs' original special video supplements will feature the anime adaptations of omake extra manga shorts from the end of the manga's compiled book volumes."
Oh fuck me now I'm gonna have to buy the series all over again
Jul. 18th, 2009 @ 01:33 pm
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| » Oh hey look, the Emmy noms are out |
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www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/TV/07/16/emmy.nominations/index.html
And what's this I'm reading here? "Another show ending a stellar run, 'The Shield,' was shut out entirely."
Fuck you, Emmys. Fuck you forever and ever with a splintered 2x4 studded with rusty nails.
Jul. 16th, 2009 @ 01:57 pm
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| » HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY, EVERYBODY |
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SING ALONG!
Jul. 4th, 2009 @ 11:45 am
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| » The word for today is "johnny" |
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So yeah, Eden of the East is pretty damn good. Only problem is I'm going to have a hard time waiting for the movies to see how this whole thing wraps up.
Also, the Whipfist is godly. Prototype gets more fun the farther you get into the game, which is a welcome addition from games that seem to blow their wad too early.
...What, you thought I was gonna talk about how I'm watching too much One Piece again?
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( You would be correct. )
Jun. 23rd, 2009 @ 03:59 pm
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| » Yo ho ho he ate a bit of Gum-Gum |
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Yep, definitely watching too much One Piece.
In other news, Prototype has me in your cities, consuming ur mans.
Jun. 14th, 2009 @ 11:25 pm
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| » This boat is real |
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Have I been watching too much One Piece?
Why yes. Yes I have.
Jun. 13th, 2009 @ 12:18 am
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| » Best pitchmen ever |
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Heavy Weapons Guy
Scout
May. 18th, 2009 @ 02:07 am
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| » Crank 2 is completely ridiculous |
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Crank 2.
Oh my Jesus, just... Crank 2.
This is the most delirious movie I've ever seen. It is the fevered dreams of a 12 year-old hopped up on Red Bull, Monster, Powerthirst and crystal meth. This movie hates continuity, coherence and morals. It hates them and fucks them all to death with a flying horsecock. This is a movie so over the top that it has no idea what the top looked like as it passed it.
If this movie had a physical form, that form would fuck a Humvee until it exploded. And then a Dragonforce solo would play from the heavens.
If my mouth hadn't been agape the entire time, I would've been smiling wide.
I hereby join Patton Oswalt in his man-crush for Jason Statham.
Apr. 18th, 2009 @ 09:52 pm
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| » I'll miss you, Grandpa |
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My grandfather died at 7am this morning.
I knew it was coming. We all did. My mom (his daughter) and grandma (his wife going on 60 years) are taking it hardest. Me? I think I'm actually more sad for the grief my mom and grandma are feeling than I am for his passing.
In a twisted way, I'm almost relieved. After watching my grandpa die in slow-motion over the last two years, after watching the big jovial bear of a man with the booming laugh and the sharp wit be reduced to a shell of himself by senility, health problems and pain... I'm almost glad that death finally came for him before any more of who he was got stripped away.
I'll miss you, grandpa. But then, I may have been missing you already...
Apr. 12th, 2009 @ 04:15 pm
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| » Oh, MEGA 64..... |
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Mar. 30th, 2009 @ 12:13 pm
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| » ZOMBIES NO LONGER IN THE ROOM! YOU PRESSED "A"! |
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I would just like to mention that Chris Redfield first unlockable outfit is quite possibly the douchiest thing I've ever seen. Wearing it makes me want to go around in the game saying "YOU BETTA ASK SOMEBOOOOODDDDDAYYYYY!" and "Huh? What? Huh? FUCK YOU!" while shooting zombies with my super-powered sniper rifle.
Mar. 26th, 2009 @ 04:13 am
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| » This post is brought to you by MC Chris and CAPS LOCK |
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ZOMBIES IN THE ROOM! HIS MACHETE IS ON FIRE!
PRESS "X"! NO, NO, THE LITTLE BLUE BUTTON ON THE LEFT. YEAH, THAT "X"!
OH SHIT HE GOT A CHAINSAW! WHY'S YOUR PARTNER AIMING AT THE WALL?! HE'S GONNA CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF!
OH NO NOW YOUR PARTNER IS OUT OF AMMO AND DYING BECAUSE THEY SHOT ALL OF IT INTO THE WALL AND PUT THE LAST BULLET INTO THE EXPLODING BARREL NEXT TO THEM! AND NOW YOUR HEAD'S CHOPPED OFF! JUMP, GYPSY, JUMP!
Mar. 14th, 2009 @ 03:48 am
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